He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i came on her dog
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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