idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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