She's JV to your varsity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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