I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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