yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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