wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Randomize
