Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My vagina just clenched in fear
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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