Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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