ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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