I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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