im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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