Ambien. No doubt about it.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize