VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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