Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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