if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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