What did we do last night that was yellow?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
