yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
