Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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