Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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