belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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