is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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