I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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