this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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