i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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