Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
