so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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