you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize