just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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