I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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