hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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