pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Plan B is the new Plan A
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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