Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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