her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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