You really coming over, don't trick.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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