apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I will pee on everything he values.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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