Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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