I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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