Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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