If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just want nice things and good sex
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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