Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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