Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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