it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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