Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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