Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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