whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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