I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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