I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize
