So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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