I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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