she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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