I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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