No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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