at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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