My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You smell like a Billy Joel song
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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