the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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