Don't you send me to vm
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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